What's wrong with Lord of the Rings?
The orcs are awfully rude
Sauron needs a girlfriend bad
'Frodo' sounds too much like 'Fredo'
Legolos looks like a girl
Gandalf spends too much time fussing with his hair in the morning
Sam is constantly hitting on Fredo
Saruman Corp doesn't have health benefits
Aragorn is all 'Mr. Perfect'
Gollum has no fashion sense
The elves are too snooty
Bilbo should have just put on the ring, renamed Midworld "Planet O'Bilbo" and been done with it.
Arwen and Rosie don't make out
Peter Jackson cameos seem to go on forever
We all know that Elrond is Agent Smith in real life
Pippen is way selfish with his weed
It's a ripoff of Revenge of the Nerds
Borrrrringg!
None of the above!
I'll post my answer on the next page.
Yet another stupido poll. Great job, tOdd
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