Fake Conspiracy
Which fake conspiracy is 100% truth?

All of the above.
Milk triggers aging. If we never drank milk we'd all be babies.
Women have secret meetings to discuss the removal of men from the planet and/or new nail polish techniques.
Air is really water and water is air we're all walking on the bottom of the ocean.
Nocturnal animals are really just misunderstood insomniacs.
Missouri is planning to invade and occupy America in late-Feb or early March
The Radio Star's eldest son plans to take revenge kill and the Video Star.
If you tell enough lies it will eventually lead to the truth. And vice versa.
Microsoft will start buying used souls from the devil in 2006
The Mars rover "Spirit" isn't broken it's just hiding and plotting to attack Opportunity because- there can be only one.
The next wave of attacks will be with weapons of miniscule destruction that will be noticeable only to ants.
A family size bag of doritos a day keeps the doctor away but the AMA keeps that secret.
The clouds are gathering in a cloudy townhall to discuss issues that are cloudy.
The letter 'H' is aryan.
Nonblinkers have x-ray vision.
The Greek Gods really do exist and boy o boy are they super pissed now.
Sock puppets are mind control devices.
This poll is stupido.
None of the below.


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