How can football be most improved?
Both teams play offense the whole time.
Smokescreens, slime and sonic booms.
Trapdoors galores.
Monday night. Fluffernutter and flaming arrow night.
Seat number lotteries for quarterbacks.
Everyone has to play crawling and a tackle is when someone is forced to stand up.
No more playing in domed stadiums. Only on top of domed stadiums.
Rabid ferrets everywhere.
The whole field is 10 yards long with the field goal on the 5.
Players play in the stands. Crowd watches from the field.
Football is covered in spikes.
Everyone has to play on rollerstilts.
Helmets get worn on the feet. Pants on head.
Bookie vendors up and down the aisles.
Instant replays have to be re-enacted.
Cheerleaders get to swear with megaphones.
The losing owner has to walk home.. regardless.
The refs can only call penalties after the game is over.
Dumb stupid poll again.
All of the below.
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