What's a better way to decide who becomes President other than voting?
Cannonball Run type
cross-country race
John Madden Football contest.
They go back and forth with 'Yo mama!' snaps at the Apollo. Crowd decides.
They get to punch each other in the nads till someone says 'Uncle'
Put em on Fear Factor
Nathan's Hot dog eating contest
Their wives mud wrestle for the win
Trout fish-off. Biggest trout wins Presidency.
They compete one on one for Miss America
DDR contest for the win
Creative writing contest. 'Why I should be President'
They have to say 'meow' as many times as possible over a 24 hour period. More meows wins.
They have to invent and live the life of their invented superhero for a month. More crimes solved wins.
This poll is stupid is as stupid does.
None of the above.
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