Which office thing would be most cool?
Naked Wednesdays
Vodka tonic water cooler
Iced floor and everyone skates around
No ceiling and if it rains everyone goes home
If company performs badly the CEO gets tarred and feathered
Banjo lessons for 2 hours a day everyday
You can call out sick and call out well
3 dogs 3 cats 3 birds per office
You can get conjugal visits from outsiders
Promotions are determined by drawing straws
Acting like a jerk gets you moved to the 'jerk floor'
No skirts allowed below the knee
The whole thing is filmed to be a reality show
Weekly trivia contest winner gets four day weekend
DoritoMan makes it rain doritos
Office also doubles as a wine making place and you get to stomp grapes on breaks
Monkeys play volleyball in the cafeteria
All large machines can be driven around the office and there are traffic lights and accidents and stuff
Everyone has to dress as the opposite sex
Lose the big account. Spend an hour in the glass snake room while everyone watches and bangs on the glass
None of the above
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