What would make political conventions better?
All speeches done in charades.
More dancing chicks in cages
Candidates have to do some mega bonghits then make speeches about trees and/or foxes.
Everyone in the audience gets a laser pointer
No clapping. Only kazooing.
Boring speeches get the horn and hook like at The Apollo
All speeches begin with a personal announcement of either penis or breast size.
Instead of balloons falling from ceiling. Live mice.
All sentences during speeches must end with 'or whatever'
Bush speaks at the Dem Convention. Kerry speaks at GOP.
Paintball gunning allowed for protestors outside.
Got no tattoo? Then you ain't speaking. Them the rules.
Speakers get booed the whole time no matter what.
Two things. Ecstasy and foam.
Women must shake their boobs into the microphone when emphasizing a point.
Conventions are held in the same place at the same time.
No microphones. Speeches must be yelled.
All speeches are written by 2nd graders
This poll should be ashamed of itself.
None of the above. Who cares bout conventions!
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