What would make the Olympics more fun?
Volleyball gets played on stilts with a superhigh net
Badminton athletes are ostriches
Diving is all about cannonballs and bellyflops
Fencing has real stabbing
All gymnastics events done at one time like a timed obstacle course
Everyone in crowd gets to throw ping pong balls down at the ping pong players while they're playing ping pong
Basketball sneakers weigh 25lbs each
Judo competitors know nothing about judo
Waterpolo played in scary swamp with gators and stuff
Archery event is a mini-war not a target thing.
Farting added as official sport.
Tickling added to weightlifting
Synchronized swimming done suits of armor
The slowest swimmer wins swimming races
Bike racing is full contact and most injured who still crosses the finish line wins
None of the above
This poll gets the tinfoil medal.
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