Insect Evolution
Which would be the worst turn in insect evolution?

4 or 5 different kinds of bugs can interlock and become one megabug
Roaches can flatten out to become paper thin
Termites move on from eating wood to eating brick
Flies get a new buzz and you see the soundwaves in color
Earthworms leave the earth to live in the trees
Gnat swarms spell out insults and curse words
Moths grow hammer hands and work on destroying lightbulbs all day
Inchworms become Yardworms
Dragonflies always fly straight for your nostrils
Ladybugs get top speed and can pop through windows like bb's
Tarantulas speak in tongues and go communist
Firefly light is bright as a flashbulbs
Mosquitos develop shells like turtles
When four beetles get together they play really bad Beatles cover songs super loud
Spiders make stinky farts
I am choosing this.
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