What could swing your vote?
Candidate chases a chicken around like Rocky at every campaign stop
Candidate sets Guiness Record for eating most amount of ping pong balls
Candidate promises to rename Iraq-- (insert your name here)ville
Candidate breakdances on a bed of nails.
In speeches the candidate only uses the word 'Snarf' in different tones and emphasis.
Candidate becomes BFF with Ashton Kutcher
Candidate declares porn watching as the new 'national pastime'
Candidate challenges all detractors to 'kickboxing smackdowns! mano a mano, bitch!'
Candidate promises a free monkey butler for every household
Candidate says everytime he's caught in a lie he'll write 'LIE BOY' on his forehead with a sharpee.
Candidate bites two eyes, nose, and mouth in a piece of bologna and sticks his tongue through
Candidate's wife shows her boobs
Candidate promises to paint the white house 'stripey like fruit stripe'
Candidate smokes a big spliff and mumbles something about
"releasing secret UFO files that are really cool".
Candidate changes his name to the other candidates name just to make everything crazy.
Candidate promises to turn the Presidency into a big reality show.
All of the above except number 6.
None of the above. This poll belongs in the dumpster
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