How could NASCAR be more fun?
Rabbits loose all over the place
Popup ramps
Cars have wheels on top and can flip over and drive upsidedown
Cars drive in both directions
Loose lug nuts
Drivers ride outside of the car
Drivers have to slam on the brakes every 20 minutes
Cars drag anchors
Spectators can throw melons on the track
Drivers have to chug a beer every 4th lap
Random rocket boosting
No brakes. No deceleration.
Spectators sit on the track
Races take place on city streets. Unnannounced.
Cars exhaust is whipped cream
None of the above NASCAR would still be boring
Don't mess with NASCAR. It's sacred, biatch!
Yawn
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