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Worst Children's Fairy Tale Sequel
Which fairy tale sequel would be the worst?

Goldlocks and the Four Bloody Lizardmen
The One Scared Little Pig, The One Psycho Little Pig and The One Dead Little Pig
The Ugly Swan
Hansel and Greta Van Susteren
Little Red Riding Headless Horseman
Beauty and the Beast and the Beast's Cousin 'Lopsided Frank'
The Emperors New Clothes from Benetton
Jack and the Carrot Root
Indexfinger-alina
Puss in F-Me Pumps
Snow Beige and the Seven Large Strangers
The Princess and the Pe...nis
Rumplestiltzskinned and Hanging Upsidedown
Snoring Beauty
The Boy Who Cried Bunny
The Old Woman Who Lived in a Sweaty Skiboot
The Pied Piper and the Raw Rat Eater
None of the above
This poll sucks. Don't make a sequel to it.


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Celebrity Do It With
Which celebrity would you want to do it with the most?

Katie Couric
Brad Pitt
Halle Berry
Jude Law
Angelina Jolie
George Clooney
Frances McDormand
Denzel Washington
Madonna
Lindsey Lohan
Jack Nicholson
Ethan Hawke
Uma Thurman
Colin Ferrell
Britney Spears
Eminem
Lucy Liu
Johnny Depp
Salma Hayek
50 Cent
Rebecca Romijn
Tom Cruise
Jenna Jameson
Will Smith
Beyonce
Warren Beatty
Anna Kornikova
What kind of dumb poll is this?
I refuse to respond to this lazy poll!
This poll is stupido supremo!


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