Uncool Santa
What would make Santa most uncool?

Instead of coming down chimney he smashes through front window like SWAT guy
He takes the tree and throws it out on your lawn then sets it on fire
Instead of riding a sleigh he drives a flying Ford Pinto with no muffler and does donuts on your roof
He only delivers gifts he stole from your neighbors lawn including shrubs and crap
Instead of drinking milk and eating cookies-- he leaves an upper decker in your toilet tank
He breaks your stove and steals all your tools
Your present is an egg fart on your head as you sleep.
Instead of Santa suit he wears a one piece tight leather outfit and tracks mud all over the house
He lets the reindeer in the house and blows an airhorn at them
He leaves a basket of dead squirrels under the tree
He stands on your lawn and broadcasts your secrets with a blow horn
He urinates on the tree and sets your couch on fire
He gets in your bed soaking wet and tells you how much he likes to "luxuriate"
He cooks delicious food in your house and then throws it all in the toilet
None of the above! Don't mess with Santa!
This poll sucks mistletoe turd.
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