October 05 2010

Random Emails here if you wanna read!

Todd,

I went to the vending machine at work the other day and could swear
that the twix looked shorter. I then looked at others to compare and
it looks like several others have as well. Except for butterfinger,
it still looked the same.

Am I crazy?

I looked on the web but could find nothing official, only other
similar observations. Help us Todd, the truth MUST BE REVEALED!

Pete

Seattle, WA
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From:
To: [email protected]
Subject: DollarStore Christmas on FB
Date: Fri, 1 Oct 2010 18:44:35 -0700

Hey,

Just to let you know that I am promoting my Christmas song and (hopefully) upcoming
video on FaceBook as well as youtube. If you got a friend request from some weirdo
named “DollarStore Christmas” on FaceBook, that was from me.

Hope all is well and that you survived your L.A. visit. Weather’s been really strange out
here lately!

Matt
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From:
Subject: Weber Grills
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 22:26:15 -0400
To: [email protected]

Todd,

I wrote you YEARS ago about how Weber had ripped off your style for a tv ad. You said that you were aware of it and your team of $500/hour attorneys were looking into it. Or maybe it was a relative. Either way, did anything ever come of it?

Dave
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Hi Todd,
I have another link for your site and it’s really good:
http://www.vinniev.com/if-facebook-existed-years-ago

The writer is absolutely brilliant!
Hope you and Roscoe are doing well!

Patricia
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My heart swelled with tears when I found this movie. I can’t believe it exists.

http://www.invasionofthebmovies.com/retardead.html

I couldn’t think of a better way to kick off Zombie Month. Please keep coming for more Zombie goodness!
-Jason
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Hey Odd Todd,

Just read your site and saw that you’re going to be in Des Moines. I’m a long-time reader of your site and love your work – good luck with whatever you’re doing in the great corn state! I hope good things happen for you!

Anyway, I live in Des Moines – I’m not sure how long you’re here, but here are some good places to check out:

– ZZZ Records, 2200 Ingersoll Ave – awesome record store, everything is 10% off this week
– Mars Cafe, 2318 W University Ave – pretty sweet local coffee shop
– Java Joes, 214 4th St – another pretty sweet local coffee shop
– Vaudeville Mews, right next door to Java Joes – awesome spot for live music, something going on every night of the week
– Fong’s Pizza, across the street from Java Joes – a mix between chinese food and pizza
– Hessen Haus, 101 4th St – German-style beer hall

Also, of course, there’s the Des Moines Art Center, the Science Center of Iowa and the Botanical Center. All three are sort of fun to check out.

If you want some good BBQ, try Woody’s Smoke Shack, 2511 Cottage Grove Ave.

There’s some cool stuff to check out in Des Moine’s “East Village” area including the Grand Piano Bistro (piano bar) and a really nice jazz club called The Continental – they start live jazz usually around 10:00 pm.

Or, if you’re looking to check out the suburbs, there’s a bunch of night life in what we call West Glen on Mills Civic Parkway. There’s a bunch of stuff out there – a piano bar, a comedy club and a bunch of bars and restaurants.

Enjoy your stay in Des Moines!

– Adam
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You know it, tOdd. ‘member me? Xmas 2007 silly sentence game? What’s your question?

Masha (now going by Kira)
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Hi there —

How do I check out an older “Daily Good News” mention? We’ve been told you mentioned our product, Mrs. Smith’s Bags in the September 13th Daily Good News. Thanks for the shout-out (I think…).

Regards,
Beth Olderman
http://www.mrssmithsbags.com
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My little pup
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Todd,

Are you a Republican or Democrat? Thanks.

Justin
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10

GOD says:

First……………..

The Shadow says:

Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of the Twix manufacturers?

The Shadow do.

Ginger Campaign says:

VOTE FOR GINGER 2012

the REAL weeze says:

FIRST TO SAY FIRST TO SAY FIRST TO SAY FFIIIRRRSSSTTTT BBBBIIITTTCCHHHESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! MY TWIX BAR IS SHORTER THAN YOURSSS BITCHESSSS!!! IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT BITCHHESSS!!! WINK WINK IM A DINK!!!! SHOVE THAT TWIX BARR UP MY POOOP CHUTE!!! BITCH!!!

Anonymous says:

die weeze die, you suck

Z says:

Dude, tOdd, why don’t you answer their questions?

Love, Z

WTF?!?!?!? says:

Maybe he does… privately.

Jbone says:

Just look at the incredible shrinking totinos pizza. They used to cover the whole plate. Now there is over an inch of separation from the edge of the plat. Not to mention fewer toppings on an already sparsely coated pizza.

Hard to complain to much about something that costs a buck but I would rather pay more and keep the size and toppings than pay the same for something that will soon resemble the gone forever mini chef boyardee pizzas.

WTF?!?!?!? says:

Just an observation, no argument here… but aren’t you tha same guy that recently complained about the “shrinking original content” on this site?

It appears shrinkage is an issue with you LOL. Were you just swimming in a cold pool, Mr. Costanza?

Anyway, I thought you would have left and started your own site by now. I personally am glad you didn’t because your observation above was pretty insightful.

weight says:

i can has cheeseburger?

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