Thursday's Random Emails!
Every Thursday I'll post lots of random emails. send me one!
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From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Subject: bawdy toddy
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:36:27 -0400
Hahaha, aw Todd don't worry 'bout the haters, FBI won't bust you for child porno
first of all because there's no way to know how old those kids are, second of
all because you can't actually see any ding dong or poon and third of all
because it's all coming from a different country and you didn't take them. Plus
they always warn you to take them down before sending you to prison. Don't take
them down Todd, there's no risk. If you could see tits and ass then I'd worry
but they could just as well be dry humping so there.
The best you did was put a warning before clicking and that's ALL YOU NEED.
If you get more scared blur them out or whatever but I reccomend doing nothing
and just putting it all in the deng archive so that all the haters won't see it
first thing on the front page
love,
Stef
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:39:44 -0500
Subject: Polar Plunge
Maybe people could send you a dollar when they send in their holiday pet contest picture or something.
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Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:58:44 -0700
From:
Subject: DENG nsfw
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Todd, please take down those pictures that mr deng took!
I'm afraid that you'll get in trouble for posting child pornography.
It's no joke! Publishing images of children performing sex acts --- even
if they are BOTH underaged, is NOT legal.
Some paparazzi guy almost got in really bad trouble for taking a picture
of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding her baby. Because Jamie Spears is underaged,
it was considered child porn since her breast was showing!!
big fan,
kiki
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Subject: Polar Plunge
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:38:25 -0500
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
I would remind her that health care is much better these days, and I found online that the practice of swimming in ice holes is common in Finland, and accidents occasionally happen without anyone questioning the general joy and positive health effects. It really is fun! And it's an excellent way to improve blood circulation and strengthen the heart. However, it is strongly advised not to dive into a hole because you can easily lose the way out. And it is highly recommended that you avoid putting your head under water. The scalp has the most temperature-sensitive skin, and it hurts!"
And as soon as you get out you get warmed up, you don’t stay in so long to cause a severe decrease in blood pressure.
Its for a good cause. It’s a unique experience. Confidence booster. Bragging rights. You are a big boy. I don’t know. I just thought that her reason is good if our ability to warm you back up and keep you save was at the same level as it was in Poland generations ago.
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Subject: Retodd
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:02:56 -0500
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Todd,
I'm usually not the type to do this sort of thing, but I'm a fan of your blog
(I've written you about other random stuff here and there), so here goes….
I write for an environmental blog sponsored by Dell (ReGeneration.org).
My partner, Sarah (who writes for
Grist.org),
just got back from a two week west coast to east coast road trip in a Prius
making stops at places of environmental interest along the way. We spoke to big
organizations and regular folks all over the country (including New York) who
are doing their bit to make sure the planet we pass on to the next generation is
one we can be happy with, or at least not completely ashamed of. They are
fighting an uphill battle to be sure, but they are doing it, and it was actually
really inspiring to see. I'm a pretty cynical guy, and all this gave even me a
glimmer of hope that things can change. It's already happening.
Anyway, know you've got your own thing going on with oddtodd.com, but any love
at all you can pass to
regeneration.org and
grist.org
would be appreciated. If you can't for any reason, no worries. Understand this
sort of thing isn't the focus of your blog.
Good vibes,
Todd
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From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Subject: Oddtodd on the Daily Show
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:45:25 -0400
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Subject: Polar Plunge One big thing that
your great-grandfather in Poland didn’t have? Modern freaking medicine.
Just do it! Nobody
your age has ever died from doing it. Hell, in Europe, they spend an hour
in the sauna then go jump in a frozen lake. They love it!
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From:
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:36:30 -0700
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:32:28 -0400
Subject: Genius!
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
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Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:36:12 -0700
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From:
Subject: Your Cartoon
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Hey Odd Todd,
I watched John Stewart on the Daily Show the other night and he ran your cartoon
from CSNBC or whatever. Awsome job! I’m glad I got to see it even if he was
making fun of it (or the fact that people have to have the economy crisis
explained to them in the form of a cartoon). You have a distinctive style and I
knew it was your work right away. Keep up the good work!
Kate in TX
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:56:52 -0600
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Subject: Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart
Todd (assuming that is your real name),
Pulled yesterday's Daily Show up on the DVR and early on he was poking
fun at various network news programs regarding the analogies and
explanations they were using regarding the current problems with the
economy.
They showed part of your bit for ABC News and although I hadn't visited
your site in years (I was sent to it by a friend when I was unemployed
back post-internet crash), I immediately recognized your extremely
sophisticated animation style. So I decided to poke around on the site
and see what else I could find...Started by watching a few of the
originals which I enjoyed just as much now as I did way back when, and
it occurred to me that I was overdue to do something: Thank you. (Oh,
and buy some...Stuff.) Being unemployed was not at all fun, but it
definitely helped to know that I was not alone.
Please keep up the good work. It's inspiring to know that what I thought
of back when as something someone was probably doing because he had a
good sense of humor, an understanding of flash, and, well, nothing
better to do appears to have given legs to a (gasp) legitimate career
doing perhaps nothing but. Kudos.
Me? I've known for a while while that the shit was gonna hit the credit
fan: I'm a bankruptcy attorney. At least this time around it looks like
I'll have more business than I know what to do with.
Cheers,
Hagn
P.S. The lie-detector monkey dream? Fucking hysterical.
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