Thursday's Random Emails!

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oddtodd7@hotmail.com

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From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Subject: bawdy toddy
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:36:27 -0400

Hahaha, aw Todd don't worry 'bout the haters, FBI won't bust you for child porno first of all because there's no way to know how old those kids are, second of all because you can't actually see any ding dong or poon and third of all because it's all coming from a different country and you didn't take them. Plus they always warn you to take them down before sending you to prison. Don't take them down Todd, there's no risk. If you could see tits and ass then I'd worry but they could just as well be dry humping so there.

The best you did was put a warning before clicking and that's ALL YOU NEED.

If you get more scared blur them out or whatever but I reccomend doing nothing and just putting it all in the deng archive so that all the haters won't see it first thing on the front page

love,

Stef

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From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:39:44 -0500
Subject: Polar Plunge

Wow,
 
Mom is laying it on thick.  Good point though.  Try to find another way to raise money. 

Maybe people could send you a dollar when they send in their holiday pet contest picture or something.

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 Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:58:44 -0700
 From:
 Subject: DENG nsfw
 To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
 
 Todd, please take down those pictures that mr deng took!
 
 I'm afraid that you'll get in trouble for posting child pornography.
 
 It's no joke! Publishing images of children performing sex acts --- even if they are BOTH underaged, is NOT legal.
 
 Some paparazzi guy almost got in really bad trouble for taking a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding her baby. Because Jamie Spears is underaged, it was considered child porn since her breast was showing!!
 
 big fan,
 kiki

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Subject: Polar Plunge
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:38:25 -0500
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

Your Mother is as overprotective as mine J

I would remind her that health care is much better these days, and  I found online that the practice of swimming in ice holes is common in Finland, and accidents occasionally happen without anyone questioning the general joy and positive health effects. It really is fun! And it's an excellent way to improve blood circulation and strengthen the heart. However, it is strongly advised not to dive into a hole because you can easily lose the way out. And it is highly recommended that you avoid putting your head under water. The scalp has the most temperature-sensitive skin, and it hurts!"

And as soon as you get out you get warmed up, you don’t stay in so long to cause a severe decrease in blood pressure.

Its for a good cause. It’s a unique experience. Confidence booster. Bragging rights. You are a big boy. I don’t know. I just thought that her reason is good if our ability to warm you back up and keep you save was at the same level as it was in Poland generations ago.

    Andrea

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Subject: Retodd
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:02:56 -0500
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

Todd,
I'm usually not the type to do this sort of thing, but I'm a fan of your blog (I've written you about other random stuff here and there), so here goes….
I write for an environmental blog sponsored by Dell (
ReGeneration.org).  My partner, Sarah  (who writes for Grist.org), just got back from a two week west coast to east coast road trip in a Prius making stops at places of environmental interest along the way.  We spoke to big organizations and regular folks all over the country (including New York) who are doing their bit to make sure the planet we pass on to the next generation is one we can be happy with, or at least not completely ashamed of.  They are fighting an uphill battle to be sure, but they are doing it, and it was actually really inspiring to see.  I'm a pretty cynical guy, and all this gave even me a glimmer of hope that things can change.  It's already happening.

Anyway, know you've got your own thing going on with oddtodd.com, but any love at all you can pass to
regeneration.org and grist.org would be appreciated.  If you can't for any reason, no worries.  Understand this sort of thing isn't the focus of your blog. 

Good vibes,
Todd

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From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Subject: Oddtodd on the Daily Show
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:45:25 -0400

Hi Todd,
 
When I saw your cartoon on the Daily Show I got all excited.  I have been a fan since the first one you did and it was good to see that you are still able to make a go at this cartoon thing.   At first I kind of felt bad because he was making fun of you but then I realized that he was not making fun of you but of all the reporters that have been trying to make sense of the whole thing.  Even by dumbing it down they still get it wrong but that is as much a function of the misinformation that is out there rather than a complete lack of knowledge.  Having Jon Stewart make fun of you is definitely a badge of honor.  Maybe you can become his Special Cartoon Economics Reporter.
 
I lost my job over the summer and I really started to appreciate the first cartoon.  So far things have worked out since I got a months severance and I started a new job on the last day of severance.  I know that your cartoon has help lots of folks by adding a little humor to bad situation.  That fact that you have made it work for you is very inspiring.
 
I am glad to see that things are still going well for you.
 
Take care,
 
Patrick

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Subject: Polar Plunge
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:36:30 -0700
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

One big thing that your great-grandfather in Poland didn’t have?  Modern freaking medicine. 

Just do it!  Nobody your age has ever died from doing it.  Hell, in Europe, they spend an hour in the sauna then go jump in a frozen lake.  They love it!

John

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From:
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:32:28 -0400
Subject: Genius!
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
 

Oddtodd (can I call you Odd?)
You're a genius. Just found your site. I was jogging and this freaky guy told me I looked like the girl who is the "Hitler" lover in your cartoon. Of course I had no idea what he meant, and thought it was some kind of insult, and I thought I was looking kind of hot in my shorts and tank top! But then I see that although she's a psycho, yeah, she is kinda hot (and we both do have those "boobs"!)...
 
Thanks for brining me so much grins and sunshine in an otherwise dark world!
 
Hey, I found, my accident when I was looking for Odd Todd, this neat site. Their stuff is "live action", and it's all free, like you, so this isn't like I'm trying to get you to buy Viagra (though I doubt you need it!), or have money locked up in Taiwan, but it reminded me of you, if they let you have real people, a camera, and a little mon-eey. I have no idea who these guys are... but they are almost as talented as you! Check it out: http://runamukcompany.com/index.html 
 
Your new biggest fan,
Melissa D

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Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:36:12 -0700
From:
Subject: Your Cartoon
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

Hey Odd Todd,

I watched John Stewart on the Daily Show the other night and he ran your cartoon from CSNBC or whatever. Awsome job! I’m glad I got to see it even if he was making fun of it (or the fact that people have to have the economy crisis explained to them in the form of a cartoon). You have a distinctive style and I knew it was your work right away. Keep up the good work!

Kate in TX

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 Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:56:52 -0600
 From:
 To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
 Subject: Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart
 
 Todd (assuming that is your real name),
 
 Pulled yesterday's Daily Show up on the DVR and early on he was poking
 fun at various network news programs regarding the analogies and
 explanations they were using regarding the current problems with the
 economy.
 
 They showed part of your bit for ABC News and although I hadn't visited
 your site in years (I was sent to it by a friend when I was unemployed
 back post-internet crash), I immediately recognized your extremely
 sophisticated animation style. So I decided to poke around on the site
 and see what else I could find...Started by watching a few of the
 originals which I enjoyed just as much now as I did way back when, and
 it occurred to me that I was overdue to do something: Thank you. (Oh,
 and buy some...Stuff.) Being unemployed was not at all fun, but it
 definitely helped to know that I was not alone.
 
 Please keep up the good work. It's inspiring to know that what I thought
 of back when as something someone was probably doing because he had a
 good sense of humor, an understanding of flash, and, well, nothing
 better to do appears to have given legs to a (gasp) legitimate career
 doing perhaps nothing but. Kudos.
 
 Me? I've known for a while while that the shit was gonna hit the credit
 fan: I'm a bankruptcy attorney. At least this time around it looks like
 I'll have more business than I know what to do with.
 
 Cheers,
 Hagn
 
 P.S. The lie-detector monkey dream? Fucking hysterical.
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