Schrodinger and Zoey
Schrodinger: I finished my book today.
Zoey: Oh yeah...? The one about the cat from Ireland who opens up a casino but then gets robbed and becomes a cop then becomes a mafia king pin slash cop but then snitches on himself and ends up in witness protection then falls in love with the other cat in witness protection and then the aliens come so he becomes a 'space starfighter warrior' and attacks the dark planet just in time to save the day and then coincidentally the sun burns out but the dark planet explosion creates a new sun and everyone is saved and then...
Schrodinger: Hey! Don't give away the ending!!!
Zoey: Right... sorry bout that. It sounds... um... very...umm... thorough.
Schrodinger: I smell Pulitzer...
Zoey: I smell cat food.