Stewie (Loves blue chair. Would never scratch or hurt blue chair. Would never pee on blue chair. Blue chair is friend of Stewie. Stewie being in blue chair is like being back in the womb. Stewie would not know what he would do if anything happened to blue chair. Stewie dreams about lying in the blue chair while asleep in blue chair. Stewie starting to think like maybe he is spending just a little too much time with blue chair...)