Stinks (always gets picked last in kickball on the cat playground. other cats can't resist the joke. 'I don't want him. He Stinks!' Somehow that joke never gets old for them. Although Stinks is ignoring the fact that he really does stink at kickball too. So it's just fuel for the fire. He just can't keep his eye on the ball. I mean who strikes out at kickball? Stinks. Time and time again. Short attention span when the ball is rolling toward him. Like if the wind picks up- Stinks will close his eyes and put his face into the wind. Mmmm... wind...  Then his teammates yell! 'Stinks!' Snapping him out of the thought. But by then the ball has rolled past....)