September 14 2012
So I have an iPhone 4 and I think it’s great. Fine.
I like that it’s tough. I carry it caseless (fearlessly mobile commando). I’ve dropped it a bunch of times and it doesn’t flinch. Doesn’t crack. But more importantly, it does what I say. That’s pretty much all I can ask of any computer thingee. Just do what I say.
But lately, it’s been flaking a bunch. Buggy. Apps freeze while installing. It’s slower to start. The camera seems to take extra long to get going. The connection seems extra weak. Even for AT&T. Text messages don’t go through more often. Little things. All within the last few weeks.
So here’s my theory:
Apple recently sneakily released some very mild saboteur bugs into my iphone 4. Not enough to really disrupt things or break things… but jussst enough to make it seem like the phone is ‘going’. Small tweaks to throw it off-beat. Enough to establish a hint of motivation that mayyyybe it’s time for a new phone. Apple knows that I don’t have a 4S– I’m a prime target for the 5.
Why wouldn’t they do this?
I’m sure the hacker bugs they put into my phone had the ‘intention’ of doing something else. Fixing some security loophole or something. If they were discovered Apple would definitely have an excuse for their existence. They’d have an alibi. ‘Oh no, those?! Those were just fixing this critical portal core quad driver… We had no idea it disrupted the processor beam…’
I mean, why would anyone trust Apple at this point? They barely give any money to charity still. $110b in the bank and they give $100m? That’s it!? They don’t even have to pay their workers at Foxconn. Why not be questionable in other places morally?
I admit I am going to get the iPhone 5 asap — but I do so out of protest! Protest for Apple’s policy toward their workforce in China! Protest for their lack of charity too! Protest for their putting bugs in my iPhone 4! I go on record to say I support Apple under protest!
Unless someone can give me a solid reason to get a Droid…
PS. Btw, even though a friend of mine sent me a refurb Macbook a while back. When it came down to me getting a brand new super computer for myself…. Push came to shove…. I went back to PC. F Macs. PC’s are better.
My Samsung Gamer 7 kicks ass and I love it! Solid and fast as fk. Less expensive. Bigger screen. Bye Apple mistress chick. I’m back with PC, baby!