THURSDAY'S THIEVES
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So I dress up all ninja, as best I can, and they go to work the agreed upon day. I hide in the bushes and do my little call once the coast is clear, and all goes according to plan. By this point I'm like freaking out, because it's one thing to plan this kind of shit and quite another to be hiding in the bushes in front of a warehouse you're planning to rob, witrh people walking around right across the street who could see you and call the cops. and on top of that, we agreed that cell phone traffic would be kept to a minimum, so i hear nothing, only get to say, coast is clear and then hangup. So i wait in my bushes until everyone's back at work, all unsuspecting, and then i creep around to the "lumber yard" behind the warehouse and hide there for a while. like a long stressful while. then the lunch time comes, so i creep around to the back door. I can see a camera, and buddy told me i would be able to, and that it wouldn't be able to see me, but he's like a criminal type, like a lot more so than me and who believes that anyway? and so i wait at the door, trying to hide behind a dumpster and make no noise. and then the door down the way opens up a bit, and I think, oh, shit I'm at the wrong door. so i run over and sure enough, there's boxes coming out the bottom of the door. like a lot of boxes. I was thinking like maybe two or three, but they pushed out like six boxes, so i was a little surprised.
So i take these boxes, one by one, cuz they turn out to be really heavy on top of being a lot more than i thought, and i run them up into the "lumber yard". All good. there's still a while till lunch is over, so i move the boxes further away and then decide to hide until lunch is over, since people go outside to smoke and maybe could see me creeping around behind the building. I'm also worried about people who work in the "lumber yard", but it turns out they weren't working for some reason, so i stressed over that for no reason. Long story short, I carried these boxes off to my vehicle, one at a time, which took like a couple of hours, again trying to be all sneaky the whole time, and got away and met up with the inside guys later. I got a bunch of clothes, which was good because i was super poor at the time and free is free, and i sold some of what i got and made a little money. that's my thief story. all in all, an exhilirating experience, but pretty crazy. BTW, I live in Canada, so everythign was frozen at the time, and i stepped in a frozen puddle up to my knee with a heavy box of stolen crap and made al ot of noise. nerve wracking.
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Hey tOdd,
I had totally forgot this particular thievery of mine. This was many years ago, and I had just moved into a new place (it was a trailer). The cable was off of course, but in this trailer park the cable box was on the ground instead of on a telephone pole. So I go out to said cable box (at night) and open it up (no lock). Only one trailer was hooked up, so I hooked up the other seven so as not to let on who was stealing cable, just in case cable guy came out to do an audit or something. While I was living there I got disconnected once, so later that evening I hooked it back up. I'll decline to tell you what city and state I was living in at the time, so the cable thugs don't come after me for backpay with interest (13 years is alot of interest). that's all.
Good vibes. Mark
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