Here is my recipe, called "Free Meal." I like it because it usually always
works. I am from Baltimore.

RECIPE NAME:
 Free Meal

INGREDIENTS:
One pair jeans that make butt look good
Tight shirt
Popular bar, pub, or club
4 booze drinks
Cab fare home

DIRECTIONS:
MIX jeans and tight shirt. ENTER bar. Quickly DRINK 4 booze drinks. APPROACH
any man who looks like he can AFFORD to feed you. GIVE him business card w/
home number* while stroking his...arm. Do NOT MENTION cat companion. HAIL
taxi. IGNORE noxious cab odor. AWAIT call inviting you for meal next day.
ACCEPT invitation. EAT like the governor denied your stay of execution.
FEIGN headache. GO home. DIGEST.

* Write number on card before DRINKING booze drinks so numbers are legible.

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Hey t0dd, this is a recepie I thought up a couple days ago when my mom returned home with a big bag from Costco with about 20 really dry tamales. This is my first recipie that I submitted, I used to submit to "Monday's Annoyances" but that upset DQ.

Anyway, here it is. I call it:
Spencer's Super Tamale Burrito (very americanized)

You Will Need-

-1 tamale (any kind, I use pork)
-1 tortilla (you can nuke it, put it in a pan, I like to put it over the bare flame)
-some salsa
-some sour cream
-a microwave
-a stove (for tortilla)
-some crushed tortilla chips (optional)
-a napkin (this thing is messy) (optional)

Ok, here you go.

1. Heat up the tamale in the microware for about 2 min.
2. While this is going on you can heat up your tortilla however you choose
3. Take the corn husk off of the tamale, and put the tamale inside of your tortilla, wich should be on a plate
4. Add your salsa, sour cream, and crushed tortilla chips, and anything else you want. (try parsley, green onions, anything you want, just not too much or it won't close)
5. Fold your tortilla shut like a burriot.

That's it, I suggest not eating this on the go, and I also suggest using a fork and knive to eat it.

Enjoy!

-Spencer (P.S. I hope that this does not further enrage DQ)

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