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Puked Up Potatoes
Don't be alarmed by the name because this scrumptious dish is
savory down to the last forkful.
Ingredients
1 medium carrot
4 medium potatoes
3 each celery stalks
1/2 cup green beans, frozen
1 pinch salt
12 ounce prepared gravy, jar, chicken or turkey
3 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup milk
Directions:
Tools: carrot peeler, knife, cutting board, small saucepan,
large saucepan, potato masher, two serving dishes
With an adult's help, carefully peel carrots and potatoes.
Chop the carrots and celery into small pieces and the potatoes
into 1" cubes.
Place the carrots, celery and green beans in the small pan and
the potatoes in the larger one. Cover both with water and add a
pinch of salt to each.
With an adult's help, set thepans over medium heat until they
come to a boil. Turn the heat to medium low.
Pour the gravy into the pan of carrot mixture. With an adult's
help, cook over low heat until hot, stirring often.
Add the butter and milk to the potatoes and mash until they are
fairly lump free.
Place a lump of mashed potatoes on a plate, then cover with a
ladle of pukey gravy. Serves 6 hurlers.
Almost any meal tastes better with you heave puke on it! To create a realistically splattered tableau, place a plate full of food in the sink. Then take a large spoonful of gravy and, with a flick of the wrist, fling it onto the food. Repeat until the desired effect is achieved.
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Flat Cat
Cookies
Scrumptious cookies made with sugar cookie dough, cinnamon
candies and strawberry jam.
Ingredients
20 ounces refrigerated sugar cookie dough, (20 ounces)
2 tablespoons
1 cinnamon candies, red
1 strawberry jam, seedless
Preheat oven to temperature specified on package of cookie
dough. Sprinkle the flour on a clean, flat surface and roll out
the cookie dough to slightly thicker than what the package
directions call for. Using butter knife, cut out cookies in the
shape of a flattened cat. Use a large spatula to carefully
transfer cookies to cookie sheet.
Bake according to package directions. While they're cooling,
count out enough cinnamon candies to put two eyes and a nose on
each cat. Carefully flatten between the front and bakdof two
spoons and set aside.Allow the cookies to cool on the cookie
sheet for about 3 minutes and then press in eyes and nose.
Transfer to wire rack to continue cooling.
Dribble jam here and there on each cookie for blood. Makes
approximately 3 dozen kitty road kill. Instead of making each
cookie in a perfect cat shape, make a few that are missing a
limb and/or tail. Why not even sever a head or two? Drip jam
blood at stumps for an authentically dismembered look?
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