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This is, for lack of a better name, Jiiiiive Turkey. Note the 5 "i"s. They are important. They give him his magical powers, which include super strength, irrisistability to the lady turk-ays, and the power to make a really phenomenal PBJ. He is pictured here with his butcher knife and several lady turk-ays, who are clearly smitten. He uses his butcher knife primarily in the making of his really phenomenal PBJs, as he is, at heart, a peaceful bird. However, that doesn't mean he won't hesitate to bring the pain. | |
