Artist: Biff Sluggo
Title: Turkey Don't Surf

Quote associated with my turkey: "You smell that? Do you smell that? Turkey,
son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of turkey
in the morning. You know, one time we had a turkey dinner, for twelve hours.
When it was all over I threw-up. We didn't leave any of 'em, not one
stinkin' turkey bit. The smell, you know that turkey smell, the whole
kitchen. Smelled like... turkey..."