Wednesday's Screwups!
write one. oddtodd7@hotmail.com
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Hey Todd, got a story
for ya.
My friend, Lauren just got a new puppy. Well, a couple weeks ago
she was
playing with him in the front yard and throws a stick over into the
neighbors yard. Now, there's a fence in between their two houses that you
can't see over. So, the puppy comes back with something that wasn't really a
stick. It was more like a BAGGIE OF WEED. There was a baggie of weed over in
her neighbors yard that was, apparently, buried near some bushes. So she,
unfortunatly(jk) told her parents who are dealing with the police now.
-Gabe "G-man" keep up the good unemployment
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This
one is on my husband.......
My husband had a job some years ago working for an owner or a regional chain
of restaurants. His duties included going from restaurant to restaurant
doing painting and general maintenance on the buildings. This restaurant
had daily specials, and Thursdays was Meat Loaf Day, which my husband loved
but the dish gave him horrible long-lasting gas.
One particular Thursday, after having a
lion's share of the evil Meat Loaf Special, my husband crept out back of the
building for a little time alone to 'blow off some steam'. While he was
marinating in the heavy scent of his relief, one of the workers came out the
back door of the restaurant for a smoke. He stood for a minute and then
exclaimed "DAMN! Day shift has got to start taking out this stinking
garbage!"
My husband had to slink away to conceal his heavy laughter.
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