Wednesday's Screwups (and a dating disaster)!
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Hey Todd, I have a wednesday screwup for you to post So today I was out in my back yard, and since it was spring, we decided to let our cats out to roam free. One got through our fence, so I had to climb over and get it. I pull myself over and one of the spikes on the fence grabbed onto my pant leg and ripped it right in half. It was my best pair of shorts too. P.S. Your site is great for me since I get bored a lot and have a lot of free time. I bought your book yesterday and it's on it's way from amazon.com.
For the longest time, I was talking to this guy
---- online. He didn't have a picture, which was fine with because he
described himself fairly descriptively, except that he kept saying he had
very light blonde hair. Now, I grew up in a primarily Polish area, so light
blonde hair is often sort of standard around here.
He knew several of my friends and they all said what a nice guy he was, how
fun he was to hang out with, and that he was extremely safe, so I thought,
"Okay, I'll give this a shot". We agreed to meet at his house one night,
around dinner time. He was going to cook for me...
So I get to his house at the appointed time and go and ring the doorbell.
It's dark so I can't clearly make out who is opening the door for me. All I
can tell is that this man looks significantly older, because of his
strikingly white hair. So I introduce myself and say "You must be ----
grandfather. I'm Jen."
The silence that followed was almost deafening. Finally he invites me in,
saying, "Actually, I'm ----." What ---- (and all of the friends who sang
his praises) had failed to tell me was that he was an albino, catching me
more then off gaurd.
I was so embarrassed by my mistake I made up an excuse about having to run,
and just wanting to stop by so it didn't look like I had blown him off for
the night. I got half way home before calling a mutual friend and saying,
"Um, did you forget to mention something to me about ----'s appreance?" to
which I just got a quick, "Oops". To make matters worse, he then went
around to everyone saying I had lied about what I looked like (I actually
had pictures up at the time), as if saying "I have very light blonde hair"
when you mean "white hair" isn't a lie.
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