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Monday, July 16, 2007

Another Roscoe Update...

Here's the latest from Roscoe world:

Hi, Todd -

Roscoe's doing really well! He's totally holding up to extended boarding, and has completely adjusted to the routine: play, eat, sleep, repeat. The Australian Cattle dog Stella (his needy stalker) has gone home, so Roscoe's free to whoop it up with his boys and get crazy and wrestle, etc. He spent all morning running through the pool and then buzzing a dog named Buddy, trying to get him to chase. He runs up all crazy-ed to Buddy, then jumps on him and jumps back really quickly into a play bow, then runs away again. Then through the pool again. He's honestly one of the best boarders ever, because he's just so adaptable and happy and easygoing. Not too barky, not timid, not picky about eating. I'll try to give him a bath before you pick him, though, because he's not too worried about staying clean, either.


Can't believe this used to be Roscoe...

PS. I saw Mike Tyson yesterday sitting outside some place on Sunset Blvd. Was way too scared to take a picture.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tyson? Damn I woulda pooped my pants seeing him waltzing around. Don't blame you for not taking a picture though, these days he's too bankrupt and probably would have caught you and made you pay for it in more ways than cash.

July 16, 2007 2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

enuf about your dumb dong

July 16, 2007 2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to hear Roscoe is doing so well, Todd! Wish I could go to summer camp!

July 16, 2007 3:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee I love hearing about your fur person. Dogs are way cool. Roscoe is cute!!!

July 16, 2007 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon #2-- YOU ARE WRONG.

I would like to hear ALL ABOUT
Todd's dong.

July 16, 2007 3:49 PM  
Blogger Ruth said...

Love the Roscoe updates!!!!! Everyone in my office is being kept up to date too. They love hearing about him :)

July 16, 2007 3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We demand more dong!!

July 16, 2007 3:55 PM  
Blogger Tamsen said...

Anon, Commenter #2, I must have missed previous posts about dong! Damn!

Awwwwww thanks for the Roscoe flashback, that is so sweet!

I just did something recently to illustrate our dog Capone's growth spurt. His birthday is mid-January, and this picture with his daddy is taken end Feb:

Same dad, and six months later:

WOW. :)

And Tyson, that's awesome! They should be psyched to see YOU in person though! :)

July 16, 2007 4:08 PM  
Anonymous potato said...

Ok, this is all way too eerily starting to sound like the Lord of the Flies. One day nice clean happy Roscoe gets stranded in a place with a bunch of other dogs. Soon he starts changing, and before long he gets all wet and dirty looking and then starts running all over the place like a madman getting all fighty with every other dog in sight. Wait, I know how this ends... Several weeks later, Dad Todd suddenly shows back up and when Roscoe sees him, he stops dead in his tracks and just stares at Todd with a strange blank look on his face...

July 16, 2007 7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey sweet roscoes doing so good he will grow up so much while your gone. lets hope hes not changed too much he may demand a pool now lol
& pets are just like children you send them to summer camp & then cant believe theyre having fun with out you :(

July 16, 2007 9:36 PM  
Anonymous B***h said...

Do you think Todd gets laid because of this websight or is he just another nerd with too much porn?

July 16, 2007 10:16 PM  
Blogger catsnjags said...

by gawd.. I think the lizard has a craving for sweetarts.

July 17, 2007 12:26 AM  
Anonymous The Jerk said...

Todd, I swear if you talk about your dog one more time, I'm gunna kidnap him and set him free in the Alps

July 17, 2007 2:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be such a jerk...Jerk. There's a reason you're alone and without kids or any critters that love you.

I love the puppy picture of Roscoe - looks just like my little Roscoe. I never would have thought Wheatens would love water, but your Roscoe is the second one I know of that goes nuts over kiddie pools. Plus it's always funny to watch them taunt other dogs into playing with them.

July 17, 2007 9:50 AM  
Blogger Jesse said...

Yay roscoe updates. For a while, when you first got him, you went nuts with Roscoe updates. Now you seem to be in a nice groove.
- - -

You should have taken Mike's picture, Holyfield got $16mil when Mike bit his ear. I'd take an ear chomp for $16mil. Not to mention, when Mike threatened me in his mean voice I'd probably chuckle involuntarily... before he killed me involuntarily.

July 17, 2007 11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont think Roscoe and Gilbert would get along

July 17, 2007 2:30 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

That's so nice that Britta gives you such detailed updates on Roscoe. I'm glad to hear he's having a fun time with his buds in the pool. :-)

July 17, 2007 3:43 PM  
Anonymous sara said...

Tyson is kinda jerky. I saw him walking into a Circle-K in Phoenix, he almost walked right into me and knocked me off the sidewalk.

July 17, 2007 4:22 PM  
Blogger DeeJay said...

Loved the update...could see it all playing out in my head..which is where I spend most of my days...playing and plotting inside my head....ahahahahahaha.

July 18, 2007 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Cook said...

Is Tyson retired?

July 18, 2007 10:18 AM  

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