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Thursday, July 12, 2007

First Celeb Sighting

So last night I went to go meet a friend for a drink at some fancy hotel. (Friggin ridiculous $8 for a stupid beer but they had free wasabi peas so I kinda felt like it balanced out because I ate the whole bowl.) Anyway, I got there a little early and was sort of hanging out in the lobby sending text messages like a big dork.

All of a sudden the elevator doors open and a couple walking a dog step off the elevator. Seeing a dog made me miss Roscoe. I wondered what kind of dog it was. I thought it was cool that the dog is allowed in the hotel. It was sort of smallish. Maybe a schnauzer or something. I wondered what Roscoe was doing. I thought about dogs.

Then I noticed that the dog was being walked by like a friggin tall beautiful blonde in heels. I felt shame for noticing the stupid dog before the girl. It proved I have a real problem with dog obsession-- if I stared at the dog first, yknow.

Then I hear the guy she's with say, 'Hey Tah...' Or at least that's what it sounded like to me. I look up and I see... (drumroll) it's James Woods! Dressed in a suit! I looked at him and he looked at me. Hey Tah? I was like, 'Did James Woods just call my name?' But he was talking to someone who was right by me. Some dude. Tom maybe. Whatever. They started talking.

I had been texting and had my phone out so I considered taking a cellphone photo but I got embarrassed. The lobby was echo-ey and my phone makes that clicky flash camera noise and it was just us in the lobby and... I chickened out. I didn't want to be that guy. But next time I will be!

After he spoke to 'Tom' for like five minutes or whatever. He headed out with blondy and doggy in tow.

I might have missed it but I don't think he even introduced the girl to "Tom". She didn't say anything for sure. And as they walked away she sort of blurted over her shoulder, 'Nice to meet you!'

But I don't think she really personally met anybody actually.

I'll try to be more paparazzish next time but I found a picture of the happy couple on the web.

Here go James Woods and the blonde. Apparently she's 20. He's like...

ok bye!


PS. Couple more Roscoe pics came in! Look how dirty! Fresh stinky mutt out of the pool and being all fightery dog. I better get home soon. He's looking ruff!


Anonymous Michelle said...

As much as it pains me... "first"

and I have no idea who that guy is.... should i?

July 12, 2007 11:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who did you see? I don't see a picture - just a question mark. Was she cute? Did she have big boobs?

July 13, 2007 12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a dog person beats being a starfucker any day.

July 13, 2007 12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no way roscoe looks happy! I love the top pic! :)

July 13, 2007 1:17 AM  
Anonymous Peaches said...

your dog now looks like a cat

July 13, 2007 1:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"blondy".... you're SO L.A.... ALREADY!!!!

July 13, 2007 1:24 AM  
Anonymous Kiki said...

I get shy about being star struck about celebs, too. It feels so nerdy to try to take a pic. I also think it is completely ADORABLE that you noticed the dog before the bimbo. This is a redeeming characteristic.

July 13, 2007 1:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roscoe is so awesome

July 13, 2007 1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is james woods?

July 13, 2007 5:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

james woods sucks he was good in casino thats it..

July 13, 2007 9:06 AM  
Blogger Ruth said...

OMG ... that picture of Roscoe with his buddies is hysterical. He's a mess! He looks like he's having a great time, Todd. You did the right thing by just boarding him for the month.

July 13, 2007 9:32 AM  
Blogger Flametop59 said...

James Woods and I think the woman in question had a cameo in HBO's Entourage last year. Mr. Woods wanted the same tickets that Johnny Drama and Turtle had already promised to others.

You did the NY thing and just treated a Celebraty as a normal person. Way to go.

July 13, 2007 9:43 AM  
Blogger Tamsen said...

Oh man I miss Roscoe! :)

July 13, 2007 10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would have had to approach the lady with the dog to get a puppy fix. I do that every time we go somwhere without the dogs...I know some peolpe think it's weird, but most dog people understand that separation anxiety works both ways...

July 13, 2007 12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

roscoe's havin' a blast!!

July 13, 2007 12:25 PM  
Blogger wheresmymind said...

Where's Roscoe's g/f?

July 13, 2007 1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, turn off the sound for your camera!

July 13, 2007 2:52 PM  
Blogger Adam said...

how did this comment thing know my name? never used it before today

July 13, 2007 4:02 PM  
Anonymous Scabie said...

You can turn the clicky noise off in the phone setting part. Then you won't feel so nerdy. Plus I have a picture button on the side of my phone that you can hold down and take pictures with your phone closed, I have and LG-88 or something. Check it out

July 13, 2007 6:43 PM  
Anonymous Mouse said...

I have a sucky Samsung which I can't turn the camera sound off for. Maybe Todd's phone is like mine :( I've wasted some good celeb photo ops too!

July 13, 2007 8:43 PM  
Anonymous rachael said...

what kind of puppy is roscoe?

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