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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Friggin Annoying Interwebnessmess!!!

Friggin home safe and sound but I still can't get on the interwebs like a normal nerd because my computer still isn't here. I tried to get hook up onlineness with my clunky 20lb laptop from 1975 via cable modem-- but I couldn't find the motorola software disc that explains to my stupid laptop what my modem is saying. So I got the ol' wireless card jammed in the side of this thing and it's on a 'very low' connection right now that I'm stealing from my neighbor 'MissKitty'.(that's her wireless handle). Thank you MissKitty. 10-4.

But much to tell!! So tomorrow morning (if need be) I'm gonna sit in stupid Starbucks with a decent connection all friggin day and catch up here:

Tomorrow tune in for:

My 3 hours in Vegas (Hard Rock Casino) and how my patented 'lightning round' gambling strategy worked out. Did I actually turn $100 into $5000 in under two hours? You tell me!

The non-stop fun of the stupid airline losing my stupid luggage (in its defense the bag was LOADED with crazy wires and weird computer parts) The luggage did show up yesterday.

My very happy (w/ funny mixed feelings) reunion with Roscoe finally . (btw he has 'kennel cough' but not too bad. Mild case.) Going to the vet tomorrow...


Lots of pictures! New weekly poll! AND I plan to see the Bored Ultimatum tomorrow so maybe a new movay review too!

Sorry for the delay in getting back on my feet over here but I am online now in one way or another and everything should return to 'normal' in the next couple o days.

Roscoe is sleeping at my feet dreaming of jumping fish and it's nice to be home.

Good vibes to y'all totally! Til tomorrow...


PS. Oh by the way, I bought Crocs and I totally love them! I don't care how stupid and dorked out terrible I look!


Anonymous talula0658 said...

Woo-hoo! New york tOdd is back! Glad the trip home was safe. Sorry about the luggage. Please tell me your crocs are at least black, and therefore not noticable. BTW, I had to go to traffic court, and there was a guy there that looked like you. Flip flops and all!

August 5, 2007 11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice to be home huh and make some new episodes already what ever happened to the 3D racing game

August 5, 2007 11:44 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

why did you have mixed feelings about your reunion with Roscoe? I would think that would just be a happy event!!

August 5, 2007 11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My daughter the dog expert says that the kennel shouldn't have let Roscoe in w/out a recent vacination for kennel cough. That way poor old Roscoe wouldn't be feeling bad now :( He wouldn't even have felt bad after the "shot". The vet gives it to them in an inhaler that they squirt up the dog's nose. Doesn't hurt the dog, just annoys them. My German Shepherd went WTF? and tried to bite, but had a sneezing fit and forgot about being mad.

The point? Next time maybe have the vet update shots and stuff before the kennel.

August 6, 2007 12:11 AM  
Anonymous ME! said...

TODD I am so pissed at you and you need to respond to my emails. I've been trying to be the cop of roscoe chat and the chief of police for the site while you was gone. I'm gunna rip sommuna's head off real soon. so todd, you are basically a dick for not talking to me and my emials and blowing me off and stuff while I had to watch the the site and emaals and stuff. I am pissed at you. ME!

August 6, 2007 1:35 AM  
Anonymous GQflyboy said...

Wow... Your freak'n out here "me". Sit down, take a few breaths, and relax. Everything is going to be okay.

August 6, 2007 3:17 AM  
Anonymous FG said...

Crocs? Todd how could you? Welcome back and no mixed feelings about Roscoe, he is your one commitment.

August 6, 2007 6:44 AM  
Anonymous Michelle said...

1. Cros??? Oh Todd, how could you???? (can I tell you a secret, I've been thinking about getting a pair myself, shhhh!!!)
2. "ME" wow. Gee, I don't get why Todd didn't respond to your emails?! I mean um, you seen COMPLETELY NORMAL!!! and by saying that, I'm lying. and
3. Poor Roscoe, that's his way of saying don't leave me again best friend!!! :)

Glad you're home!

August 6, 2007 7:41 AM  
Anonymous not a dick said...

yeah what is with that dick freaking out hasnt todd been complaining about being offline for days and days what a jerk

August 6, 2007 7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW....what a way to make a guy feel welcomed home there "me!". gotta rank up there with Roscoe taking a tinkle on the living room floor! More flakes in here then in a box of cereal!!!

August 6, 2007 10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it's OddTodd's Duck Duck's Day...the race is on (or will be soon)!
Good luck to everyone who adopted a duck!
Welcome back, Todd&Roscoe!

August 6, 2007 10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI-Kennel cough vaccine doesn't work, just a way for vets to make mon-ay. And if your dog's immune system is working, they can usually shake it in about a week without antibiotics. Younger/senior weaker dogs can develop pneumonia from it however.

August 6, 2007 11:08 AM  
Anonymous ALON said...

Crocs Rocs, dude!!!!!! Why black so they're not noticeable? Since you made the move, why not go all the way and have them yellow or orange or green!? Way to be your own man!

August 6, 2007 12:52 PM  
Anonymous talula0658 said...

I see your point about being your own man, but Crocs make feet look big. Anyone's feet. Tiny feet look big. And tOdd has big feet. Just sayin.

August 6, 2007 1:52 PM  
Anonymous ALON said...

HA! You're right! He'll look like Sasquatch!!!

August 6, 2007 2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just to weigh in on all the crocs comments. check out their new crete style. Nice, comfortable flip-flop style. Take a look . . .§ion=products

August 6, 2007 2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love crocs.

Super comfy, look cool, feel cool, easy peasy.

I am hap hap happy for you to have them, Todd!


August 6, 2007 5:56 PM  
Blogger Ann said...

SOOOO glad you're home, tOdd. Great, great news about the Crocs. They're like "Hey! I can leap tall buildings in a single bound! And my back doesn't hurt anymore!"

High four to Roscoe-pup. I can feel the man-dog-love vibes out here in Wisconsin.

August 6, 2007 6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

crocs? way to follow the herd into a terrible trend...

they are ridiculous looking , bad for the environment, the manufacturing process creates horrible run off...

August 6, 2007 7:04 PM  
Anonymous ron bordeniuk aka "vinick" said...

Hey folks, vinick from Roscoechat here. I'm basically the Mayor of Roscoechat because I've been on longer than anyone else. Now I know that alot of what you say about ME! is correct - the way she rattles on and on about her lame boss, dead end job, and drunk of a hubby, but you should really have some pity on her. Growing up in a sexually abused home isn't easy to overcome, it she clearly has issues that she tries to resolve in front of God and everyone. So give her a break and realize that if she actually had a life she wouldn't be in Roscoechat 24/7 like she is. And if you want to give me a ring my phone number is 218-823-6309 because I'm always looking for friends too.

August 6, 2007 7:09 PM  
Anonymous ALON said...

Lame-o shame-o

August 6, 2007 7:11 PM  

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