August 30 2013

A Tesla dashboard.. That seems safe…

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A Tesla dashboard.. That seems safe...

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bung says:

wer hheng haz dat cok sukker meezter dheng bin ?

CryPad says:

Still waiting for car makers to just put in a universal docking station for tablets and smart phones to run all the car apps. But nooooo let’s make this a $3000 option and rape customers.

hooper says:

It’s not that simple, meathead. Worry about making sure the fries aren’t overcooked and leave the thinking to people with brains.

bung says:

yeah assbag and don’t over salt them either

CryPad says:

That’s great now I’ll just reroute all your acount info though the intelligence harvester so every thing you do will be recorded. Ding! your friggin fries are done and awwwww shucks the top of the salt shaker fell off. tooo frigging bad zippy. So what’s up with you liking the granny trannies, is it just a fetish thing or is it for real?

hooper says:

I’m guessing you ate a lot of lead paint chips as a child.

Anonymous says:

I’m guessing your mom left you as a child. No wonder you’re an asshole.

CryPad says:

I figured it was for real. Too many GPS plots with you going first to lingerie shops, then for some strange reason retirement communities.

bung says:

the problem here is that you started “figuring” things. just make sure my hot apple pie is actually hot and when i say no pickles that isn’t just a suggestion

CryPad says:

Please, you will have to translate all the granny tranny slang and scat lingo for the rest of us. I don’t even want to know what a hot apple pie with no pickles is. But, I’m sure there are some sickos out there that would appreciate the insight.

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