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Yep- another bunch of weiner-and-balls drawings, with the inevitable liquid conclusion.
Now I’ve seen a lot of bullshit. Angel dust. Switchblades. Sexually perverse photography exibits involving tennis rackets. But this. This is the greatest thing ever.
Sadly, I have to agree with you.
STOP ERARCING MY STUFFF BITCCHESSS!!! FIRRRSTTTT ERACER BITTTCHHHESSSS!!!!! HATERS HATE MY DRAWINGS BTCHESSS!!! :-):-) 😉
Regardless, I love Draw on the Thing Weekend!
And I love Jessica – Sexy International Artist
You do know that “Jessica” is really a dude, right?
Yes, what’s your point?
I love drawing my art and then some douche comes along and ruins it!
that’s the best part of drawing on the thing… doing something nice with flowers and birds just to have someone make a huge dicknballs over it.
You shouldn’t get too excited about making art here. There will always be a douche that will wreck it. Then you have the self-appointed guardians of the drawing thing that think it is their duty to censor anything they don’t like. On top of that you have the douche that draws stupid dots all over and then protects them like they are his offspring (hopefully the closest thing he’ll have to offspring).
If you want to draw in peace, do it at home with a paper and pen or with some art software (paint, Photoshop, Illustrator). You can also use the flash-gear.com link to get a private drawing thing that if sans douchebags. If you draw something on this drawing thing that you like, quickly make a screen capture of it before it grows a penis and is covered in various slurs.
I like the drawings of naked ladies. Some of them are actually self-portraits by Concerned Parent.
Oh, wait… there are none of those here. Just third-grade renditions of weiners, balls, weiners-and-balls, and geysers of semen and/or urine.
Now that’s just perverse.
Here, I saved one of mine. If you get tired of wieners & meatballs, you cam look at this and no one will draw over it.
http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo154/msmuffet-photos/drawingthingturkey.jpg
Or some soothing scenery…
http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo154/msmuffet-photos/drawingthingscenery.jpg
As I read your comment, there is someone drawing a wiener, balls and a geyser of semen. It is way below third-grade though. More like something you would see if you gave a crayon to a retarded chimp with sex addiction.
You’re welCOME. Get it? COME. Haha!!!
Wow, my drawing is staying around a long time. Everyone must be busy doing something else.
Your drawings aren’t anything special but at least they aren’t genitalia so maybe that is why.
They are nice drawings and it is not easy with a mouse jerkstore
Yes, I do draw better with a pencil & paper, but I am starting to get the hang of the mouse. It would take practice,and I’m thinking I need to put my time into something with a little permanence.
Hey there AuntAnne. I’m going to dry out your post and use it to fertilize the lawn.
They are so-so drawings but not great drawings. I have done better with the mouse in my opposite hand. I’m not saying MsM can’t draw. I’m just saying she hasn’t done anything worthy of a screencapture link…yet.
The snowman is the best one yet though.
WTF?!??!?!?!?!?! ,Where is YOUR Meisterschtick?
Have a cook-ay, MsM
You should use butter instead of margarine. Otherwise it’s good.
You got answer on tkanilg dirty, here is the way how to do amazing blow job:1. First you need to get him turned on be more aggressive, grab his stuff, slowly massage his balls through his pants, it’s important that you act as seductive as possible the more you’re turned on the more he’ll be turned on. Pull his pants down slowly and act as naughty as possible this is a great turn on.2. Grab his hand and lick on his fingers slowly before you give him head just put his middle finger slowly into your mouth and suck on it, up and down, slide it slowly and moan you have to moan a lot so he feels like a king.3. As you’re licking one finger, slowly start stroking his shaft (penis) with your other hand, you have to be on your knees and he should be standing, look him in the eyes this way you can see his reactions. You need to love giving him head if you want him to really enjoy it.4. Most girls make the mistake of being too soft don’t do that, grab his penis tightly and stroke it hard, as you’re twisting his shaft with one hand slowly start sucking on the head (the tip) of his penis, curl your tongue around it, twist it in circles, then point it upwards and slowly lick it while you’re watching him.5. Say something like mmmmm I love it then smile, smiling is very important it conveys that you love it. Keep on stroking and sucking harder.6. Start tkanilg dirty to him, put your hands around his balls and tickle them gently make sure you are gentle ’cause his balls are very sensitive, as you’re tickling, keep on stroking and sucking.7. Once you see that he’s getting closer start stroking harder and don’t even think about slowing down. Scream at him, tell him you want it tell him where you want it (swallowing will make him go crazy just as you want it) then as he starts to come, you have 2 options you can hold his penis or he can hold it I suggest you let him hold it and squeeze it out.8. Then hold his penis and stroke it slowly, just as if you were trying to squeeze every last drop out of him into your mouth, give it a few more finishing licks.9. Then smile at him, open your mouth and show him what you’ve got in your mouth, smile, then swallow all of it then look up at him again and open your mouth to show him it’s gone.10. Smile again, believe me he’ll love you for it.Good luck
I would never ever use margarine.
How do you give head?1. First you need to get him turned on be more aisgersgve, grab his stuff, slowly massage his balls through his pants, it’s important that you act as seductive as possible the more you’re turned on the more he’ll be turned on. Pull his pants down slowly and act as naughty as possible this is a great turn on.2. Grab his hand and lick on his fingers slowly before you give him head just put his middle finger slowly into your mouth and suck on it, up and down, slide it slowly and moan you have to moan a lot so he feels like a king.3. As you’re licking one finger, slowly start stroking his shaft (penis) with your other hand, you have to be on your knees and he should be standing, look him in the eyes this way you can see his reactions. You need to love giving him head if you want him to really enjoy it.4. Most girls make the mistake of being too soft don’t do that, grab his penis tightly and stroke it hard, as you’re twisting his shaft with one hand slowly start sucking on the head (the tip) of his penis, curl your tongue around it, twist it in circles, then point it upwards and slowly lick it while you’re watching him.5. Say something like mmmmm I love it then smile, smiling is very important it conveys that you love it. Keep on stroking and sucking harder.6. Start talking dirty to him, put your hands around his balls and tickle them gently make sure you are gentle ’cause his balls are very sensitive, as you’re tickling, keep on stroking and sucking.7. Once you see that he’s getting closer start stroking harder and don’t even think about slowing down. Scream at him, tell him you want it tell him where you want it (swallowing will make him go crazy just as you want it) then as he starts to come, you have 2 options you can hold his penis or he can hold it I suggest you let him hold it and squeeze it out.8. Then hold his penis and stroke it slowly, just as if you were trying to squeeze every last drop out of him into your mouth, give it a few more finishing licks.9. Then smile at him, open your mouth and show him what you’ve got in your mouth, smile, then swallow all of it then look up at him again and open your mouth to show him it’s gone.10. Smile again, believe me he’ll love you for it.Good luck
Kudos to you! I hadn’t thhougt of that!
Is that your candle? I like it.
Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants?
Weiners! Balls! Weiners and balls!!!
You can draw weiners-and-balls all you like, you little infidel homos. Just make sure that you do not draw little turbans on them with captions describing them as Mohammed’s Excuse For A Cock Hanging Out With His Two Nutty Friends or anything like that. Because if you do, you shall die a thousand fiery painful deaths, may Allah be praised.
Have a nice day! See, Islam is indeed the “Religion Of Peace”! Allah Akbar!
DIE!! AKABAR!!
I KILL YOU!
is Akbar Allah’s last name? I don’t get it.
Is it just me or is it that the Internet is making people stupid?
No, people have always been incredibly stupid. The internet just gives them a place to display their stupidity for all the world to see.
And so it begins, once again. Unite! Dick-ageddon II: The Dickening!
There can be only one penis!
wait, so you had to pay for the pen before?
Let them eat dick!
Put some honey on it (for you) and pretend it’s the yeuimmst treat you’ve ever tasted and in your favorite flavor. You’ll have to be something of an actress because it’s not a damn lollipop because it tastes like a lukewarm hot dog that somebody half way micro-waved. Never yank on the balls but gently pull them down and use your hands to run up and down his thighs and across his bum while you’re licking him. Don’t just concentrate on the just head, lick up, down and around the shaft as well then kiss under his balls. Find your vibrator and run that lightly under his sack. Tell him naughty things while you’re looking at him like, I bet you like making me do this. You’ve got your big wanker in my mouth Oh, I’m nearly choking then make a bunch of yummy sounds to alert him that you’re not in the least bit choking although he might fancy that if it were true. Men like this kind of play fantasy and it’s more than stimulating. Swear to a host of Saints that you won’t be satisfied until you have a mouth full of cream. Only a mouthful of cream will sate you. Girls will usually think it’s silly and begin to laugh. Try not to laugh. Imagine you’re gonna get a huge Oscar if you pull this off correctly. Remember that your hands will do 50% of the work and your mouth the other half. I doubt you’d be able to get him off with your mouth alone. If I underestimate your diligence, please forgive me. No insult intended. After you do him then you have to decide to swallow or spit. If you love this guy like no tomorrow then you definitely want to swallow and let him see you do it. If he’s someone you’re fond of but have well in hand then discretely excuse yourself with a gentle smile and stroll off to the restroom. Make sure he doesn’t hear you spit i.e. run the tap water to disguise the sound of the toilet flushing. A man who thinks you’re deeply in love with him may feel hurt that you rejected ingesting his spunk but maybe that’s just this side of the lake. Well, glad to help and best of luck with the wanker.
Would a cock by any other name taste as sweet?
Speak softly and carry a big penis
I do!
Mr Gorbachev, tear down this penis!
I used to wonder about these penis’s that would be, like, hanging about like on a tuesday afternoon, looking like they got nothing to do and nowhere to go… now I’m one of these penis’s penis’s wonder about.
Vote Penis 2011!!! 🙂
PEEEENIIIIISSSSSS BIITTTCHESSS!!!!!! HATERRRSSS GONNAA HATE!!!!!
I have opinions that different from yours, and I will share them with you. Penis.
I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got penis blood, man.
A people free to choose will always choose penis.
A man paints with his penis and not with his hands.
yes! finally some smart funny posts Yea! Thank you all for the chuckle under the chin, missed you all for the last month.
a penis stamp on the forehead for all!
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What the hell am I looking at?
Son of a… even the best laid plans of mice and dicks…
It appears the rampant homosexual dick drawers on your infidel internet have run amok. Nothing a little jihad action won’t cure. Remind me to declare a fatwa on you, those who live in the Great Satan the United States. May a thousand camels defecate on your doorstep.
Enjoy your weekend! Like it’s your last! Allah Akbar!
is Akbar Allah’s last name? I don’t get it.
Also, for some reason I have a great hunger for a “Hot Dog”. And a pair of deep-fried cheese balls. With a geyser of vanilla sauce, may Allah be praised. I do not understand this.
The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the penis.
DIE, INFIDEL, DIE!!! I KILL YOU!!!!
PENIS, INFIDEL, PENIS!!!! I PENIS YOU!!!!!
$15/hr. I’ll recruit a few of my friends, and we’ll fight the good fight. No penises, no spooge, no vaginas or anuses until you take “Draw on Thing” down.
Sounds like you and your friends know how to party. No penises, no spooge, no vaginas or anuses. Soda and pizza party for the whole family.
It’s pretty much how we roll every night. We’ve never actually seen a vagina and we are ashamed of our penises. We usually just hold each other and watch Lifetime Network.
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Actually, you have to pity them. Its actually a sign of childhood abuse to ruin others’ art with inappropriate drawings/language.
Its quite sad. Even those who do graffiti have better childhoods than these people. 🙁
If you truly loved yourself, you would never harm another. And you can’t give what you don’t have.
It’s statistically proven that people who think other people drawing penises on others drawings is a sign of child abuse are actually holding deep seated resentment of their fathers for not potty training them properly.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!! I’M COMMMIIINNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Fuck yeah. That was amazing! 🙂
Guys come on! Its OddTodd. This is coming from a guy who spray painted wieners on people’s houses who didn’t give him candy on Halloween.
nice! you got me too!
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat his penis.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other’s penis.
Boner and cum and pubes. Good times.
WEINERS AND MEATBALLS AND SEMEN, OH MY!!!
WEINERS AND MEATBALLS AND SEMEN, OH MY!!!
WEINERS AND MEATBALLS AND SEMEN, OH MY!!!
WEINERS AND MEATBALLS AND SEMEN, OH MY!!!
Saying Penis-Free is a penis magnet!!!11
Seriously Todd, stop putting this stupid ass drawing thing up. Delete it. Lose the web address. Get drunk until the brain cells holding any memory of this POS thing are dead forever. ALL DAY today there have been two of the stupidest wastes of flesh erasing everything each other draws. Did I mention this has been going on ALL F-ing DAY!!! All they do is draw penises and racist comments and homophobic comments and erase and over and over. Really? Is this what you want on your site. You really want to provide a safe harbor for what has to be the two stupidest individuals on the planet. Please do yourself and the world a favor and banish this damn drawing thing from your site, forcing these two assclowns to return to playing XBox live or whatever they do while they repeat the 8th grade for the ninth time.
PS Did I mention ALL DAY!?! They are still at it right now.
So were you the one drawing or erasing?
I was drawing and erasing! I hate myself. Seriously Todd, stop putting this stupid ass drawing thing up, it makes me mental… I draw a penis, then I hate myself, and erase it, repeat, ALL DAY!?!
NO you dumb ass. I was the one that would see it every time I would come to this site yesterday. Kind of hard to write a comment way down here while the worthless drawing thing is way up there…use you head. The morons also seem to be limited to 3-letter words so that would be another dead giveaway.
Anonymous, the drawing thing wouldn’t make you mental. You are probably mental if it is up or not. Since they were both drawing and erasing at the same time, it was obviously 2 people so even if you have multiple personalities it was unlikely it was you. At this point it shouldn’t even be called “draw on the thing” since nobody can actually draw anything on it. If Todd is going to keep phoning it in with this piece of garbage, it should be called “watch two morons throw digital feces at each other on the thing”
“NO you dumb ass.” – Kettle meet black.
“…seem to be limited to 3-letter words.” – Four letter words are much more entertaining.
“Anonymous, the drawing thing wouldn’t make you mental.” – Read much? Anonymous said, “…it makes me mental.”
“watch two morons throw digital feces at each other on the thing” – Penis trumps poop, but angry posters trump Penis for entertainment value.
“Seriously Todd, stop putting this stupid ass drawing thing up. Delete it. Lose the web address. Get drunk until the brain cells holding any memory of this POS thing are dead forever. ALL DAY today there have been two of the stupidest wastes of flesh erasing everything each other draws. Did I mention this has been going on ALL F-ing DAY!!! All they do is draw penises and racist comments and homophobic comments and erase and over and over. Really? Is this what you want on your site. You really want to provide a safe harbor for what has to be the two stupidest individuals on the planet. Please do yourself and the world a favor and banish this damn drawing thing from your site, forcing these two assclowns to return to playing XBox live or whatever they do while they repeat the 8th grade for the ninth time.
PS Did I mention ALL DAY!?! They are still at it right now.”
Now here’s THREE individuals this thing has fucked up: The Penis Drawer, the Penis Eraser, and perhaps the most sad person of all, the Guy Who Watches Two Other Assholes Draw and Erase Penises on Draw On The Thing ALL FUCKING DAY LONG.
I consulted with those two nutty friends I hang out with, and it is our conclusion that as long as all three of you are occupied with drawing, erasing and watching penises- as disturbing as this may be- you’re not out in the “real world” causing harm to others, or possibly yourself.
Think of it as an electronic babysitter. Or one of those electronic ankle bracelets they put on child molesters.
Your simple mind made a wrong assumption. You forgot that OddTodd.com was a popular site where people, like me, stop in multiple times a day to see if anything is new. And by new things I mean posts, links and messages, not penises, racist drawings and hate speech. With each visit yesterday, a quick look down the main page showed two drooling imbeciles drawing and erasing, drawing and erasing, drawing and erasing. With each visit the odds this was merely happenstance and not an all-day activity decrease exponentially. So it is not necessary to sit and watch two other assholes draw and erase penises all fucking day long to know that they are doing it.
I don’t think Todd’s goal is to turn this site into a place where the lowest forms of life find safe haven but if it is he should make an announcement to update all of us that aren’t into the perversion.
“Your simple mind made a wrong assumption.”
Well, of COURSE I did. I’m just your penis. (I also speak for my two sidekicks, your family jewels.) Don’t count on me making correct assumptions on anything other than sex.
Speaking of which, my sidekicks and I were wondering when you would stop looking at penis drawers and erasers and get back to surfing free porn for hours each day. Is it too much to ask, to keep your boys happy? That used to be all you thought about, but nooooooo, now you want to look at crudely drawn weiners-and-balls-and-geysers-of-cum, and worse, actually “talk” to the fiends responsible.
Don’t make us take matters into our own hands. Oh, right… we don’t have any. They’re yours, too. Shit.
Very valid, pithy, scciunct, and on point. WD.
If Todd’s goal was to, “turn this site into a place where the lowest forms of life find safe haven,” then he’d have to block your ip. No one needs a censor.
If you were actually smart enough to successfully insult others based on their intelligence, you wouldn’t use words like fucking assholes to complain about penis drawings. You just debase your stance. You not only don’t get the joke, you’ve become a part of the joke.
I assume no one has told you before, but you are dumb. I know it’s hard to read, but you’ll feel better when you accept it. If you were as smart as you seem to think you are, you’d pop by and see the, ‘Draw a penis and erase it’ contest, decide it’s not for you, and look elsewhere for something to amuse you for the day. Do you think Todd didn’t know what would happen when he put it up … really? If you can’t relax and find a chuckle out of this social experiment, then please, go watch the View, you’ll feel smart again, less angry, and dammit you’ll agree with their content. TV doesn’t have a keyboard so you won’t be tempted to broadcast your stupidity, but there are call in shows, so those should be avoided.
Or, you could stick around and reply, you’re a pistol.
“two other assholes draw and erase penises all fucking day long” was a repeat of the exact words used by the previous numbskull. I’m sure in all your excitement to get trolling you missed that. Nowhere did I call them fucking assholes but I won’t cloud your argument with facts.
I’m pretty sure that when Todd wrote “penis-free” he knew it would encourage the opposite but I doubt his goal was for a couple of mental midgets to hijack the whole thing for an entire day keeping everyone else out. If it is, I stand by my statement that if Todd is going to keep phoning it in with this piece of garbage, it should be called “watch two morons throw digital feces at each other on the thing”
Just the facts then…
“So it is not necessary to sit and watch two other assholes draw and erase penises all fucking day long to know that they are doing it.”
Now I risk descending to your level of stupidity by explaining that some may find the pictures of the penis and eraser less offensive than your quote.
However that debate is moot to the real point. You don’t get the joke. Personally I find the penis and the erasers good for a chuckle, but don’t feel bad, you’re a funny penis too!
It is a very long climb for you to ascend to the level of drooling imbecile. A goal of just plain stupid is way beyond your means.
No doubt you are one of the two morons that are using the drawing thing as your own personal electronic tissue paper.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY AND GET BACK TO LOOKING AT FREE PORN! WE’D DO IT OURSELVES BUT WE DON’T HAVE HANDS, PLUS WE’RE KINDA BUSY DOWN HERE.
AND HURRY! WE’RE GETTING BACKED UP, PLUS YOU’RE ACTING ALL BITCHY.
Yup, that shloud defo do the trick!
Can’t search for porn, must draw penis…
*Feeling guilty…
Can’t search for porn, must erase penis…
*Reading, “Draw on the Thing! Now Penis-Free!*”
Can’t search for porn, must draw penis…
*Feeling guilty…
Can’t search for porn, must erase penis…
*Reading, “Draw on the Thing! Now Penis-Free!*”
I’m drawin another PENIS!
Guest, stop trying to be the new Weeze.
To be… or not to be…
That is the Penis.
I love this website.
🙂
Especially the immaturity.
Boy are you in for a treat.
Why is it that people keep thinking I’m a whore? Why are you guys saying such mean things about me? I want to work to make America a stronger and better place to live.
And making American men happier 12 at a time.
Wait a minute. Last days of the Drawing Thing on OddTodd. Whatever slacker!
Uuugh!
FREE MR. DENG!
The man needs our help. The Chinese government has gone too far.
VOTE FOR GINGER 2012 🙂
ALLL PENIS AND BALLLLSSSS ALLL THE TIME BITCCCHHHEEESS!!!!!
You’re the REAL dick of the website Weeze and everybody knows it.
School’s out already? Drawing peni, drawing vagini, whadda way to spend your life.
Now I’ve seen a lot of bullshit. Angel dust. Switchblades. Sexually perverse photography exibits involving tennis rackets. But this. This is the greatest penis ever.
Penis’s out already? Penising peni, penising vagini, whadda way to spend your penis.
(something not in english)
nice pic of mohammad’s penis 8===D (actual size) lolol
Who drew that picture?
Someone…I guess.
I drew that picture….like my squirrel?
I WANT RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahh. Draw on the Thing. I wonder what crappy drawing will be on it this week. Uggh!
[sarcasm] Woo Hoo! “Draw on the Thing” is back. I can’t contain my excitement [/sarcasm]
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I drew a minion 😀
Weiners and balls and geysers oh my!
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hey odd todd, i still love ya (your work) after all these years. i hadnt checked on your site in years. still great. are you still doing the site day after day? did you ever get a long term job working for someone somewhere? did you ever get a pair of boobs for your very own (hopefully hosted for you exclusively by a very happy woman)?
you sure were a pioneer in the early online videoish thingy ish. your hollywood swf still amuses me. i worked there once too and know exactly what they do.
love your work. still. after all these years.
sincerely,
another concerned pervert aka JM