November 14 2011

Few Random Emails!

Hey! Here’s some random emails if you wanna read something while we fix the website for the Change Jar Contestamundo…

Hi, Todd!

Regarding the wallet issue: some 14 years ago, when our daughter was just a peanut in a car seat, my husband and I were leaving the video store, and he put his wallet ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR while finagling the car seat into the car – – – then drove off with it still on the roof. When we got home, he immediately cancelled all the cards, etc. like the responsible guy he is.

I used this as an excuse to go out and buy him a new wallet for Christmas. The thing is, whenever I buy him something like that, I will buy the very best that I can afford, because I know he hangs onto things if at all possible, and I go for the quality baby!!

Anyway, I was thinking – – – Christmas is coming up, and why not ask your gf to be the one to select a wallet for you? (If you don’t find your other one, that is). I mean, it’s the perfect thing for her to do for her guy, right? If she is the one selecting it, I hope she puts some care into the exercise.

Just a suggestion!
Take care!
Best regards,
Dear Dr. Todd,

Attached is the letter officially inviting you to present an invited
talk at the upcoming APS March Meeting in Boston, Massachusetts. Please be
sure to read the entire letter for important details.

Hi Todd.

That sucks about your wallet. I’m happy that you’re all mellow about it, but in truth, I hope you find it. I lost mine a while ago and let me tell you it wasn’t fun.

BTW, is it possible you could have a 90s Weekly Music Video section? I know you’re older than me and got your groove on in the 80s. For me, it was the 90s.

Enjoy this gem from SNAP – “Mary Had a Little Boy”

Best Regards,



Hi Todd. How are things with you?

Anyway, I have video suggestion for your “Weekly 80’s Music Video” section; Cloudbusting – by Kate Bush (1985).

My father listed to this artist while I was growing up and this was my favorite track.

Here is the YouTube URL:

Take care tOdd.

Subject: How are you?
Date: Fri, 4 Nov 2011 12:01:27 -0700
From: jack@

Hi Odd Todd – what are you up to these days? We loved your Laid Off movie. And were just curious where you landed, or what way the winds carried you…


Hi Todd,

This thread:

You have both an impersonation of a reg (me) and the deng crap. One more and it would be a trifecta.


Hi, everyone!

Some of you may have already received a Facebook notification about this, but a little
double-dipping never hurt…

Please help spread a little Christmas cheer this holiday season.

See that youtube link? That’s a link to a song and music video I produced with the help and
hard work of about 30 great people called “Dollar Store Christmas”. It’s a fun, little holiday
song that needs your help.

“How can we help?” you ask. Well, I will tell you.

Please click on the link and watch the video (many, many times). Once you can’t get the
chorus out of your head (you think I’m joking), share the link with your friends and loved
ones and ask them to do the same.

Oh, the song is now available for downloading at Itunes. Just type in “Dollar Store Christmas”.
It’s the only song listed as such. The mp3 can be yours for…you guessed it…$1.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I hope you enjoy the song/video and share the link.
And have a merry dollar store Christmas!


Matt S

“It’s a dollar store, dollar store Christmas.”


WTF?!?!?!? says:

I like to lay on my left side and eat swiss cheese. Then roll to my right side and eat a pound of dark chocolate. After that I roll around slowly for 15 minutes. Then when I go and take a huge dump, it looks just like a softserve twisty cone. Awesome.

My Butt Here says:

Got 2 options for a secure wallet. The Harley Davidson wallet with a belt loop chain. Or the surgically implanted zipper pocket in your ass.

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