I told you earlier about my neighbor
the queen of the harpies who didn’t seem to mind having a dead, rotten
raccoon in her backyard. Well, she got a dog – a border collie no less
– a while back. Every morning she walks her dog at 7:00 am on the road
in front of my house (off leash). She walks until the dog poops in yard
of either my neighbor across the street or next door to me. I have my
blinds open (I work from home in the mornings) so she sees me and knows
that I know. She has NEVER, EVER picked up the poop. Once her dog
poops, she turns and goes home. I swear if I catch her doing that in my
yard, I’m coming out like a cat on fire all over her arse. I mean, that
is so frickin’ rude. She has her own two acre yard, but her dog only
poops in others’ yards.
Becky in Tejas
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http://www.themishmash.com/2008/02/and-you-thought.html
Hilarious photos of neighbad lawns.
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Hey, tOdd!
My neighbor sucks. When my uncle moved out of the
house next door, a bunch of hispanic people moved in. I don't mind most
of them, but their tenant (who my brother says is also their relative)
is a total jerk.
When he first moved in, he started throwing
cigarette butts over the fence into my yard. My mother found them and
blamed it on her boyfriend, who smokes. But she soon realized that there
was a huge pile of snow in the yard blocking access to that side of the
yard where all the butts were, so we realized it was the neighbor. She
put them in a bucket and dumped them back over the fence.
Then, he started throwing beer bottles. This
pissed us off, so my mother complained to the neighbors, and they yelled
at the guy and told him to stop throwing his trash into our yard. He
didn't.
Now, here's the real disgusting (and confusing)
part. One day, I was coming home from my grandmother's house (who also
lives next door to both my house and the neighbors in question). I
looked over at the house, and saw the guy was pissing out the goddamn
window! This is disgusting for obvious reasons, but it was confusing
because there's a bathroom right across the hall from the room
he was in! Why didn't he just use the bathroom? Maybe he was drunk, I
don't know. It was still disgusting. What's more, there's streaks all
over the wall under the window, proving that that wasn't the first time
he had done that, and I don't think it was the last either! We decided
we're calling the police the next time we catch him pissing out the
window. For crying out loud, there's young children in the neighborhood!
He hasn't pissed out the window for a while, but
he still throws trash in my yard and blares his lousy pop music
(Backstreet Boys WTF) with the bass cranked up so loud
that we can hear the WHOOM WHOOM WHOOM from the opposite side of the
house (and I have a big house) and giving us all headaches.
That's my bad neighbor story.
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