Hey! This poll content is stolen from Esquire magazine which asks women to list Ten Things Men Don't Know About Women ... or something.

So I copied and pasted a bunch. Check which ones you agree with. MULTIPLE CHOICE!!

Chicks only!

Hey Ladies! Which of these "secrets" do you agree with?

The word yummy never turns us on -- especially when it's used to describe anything other than food.
We don't want to hear the sound of you brushing your teeth and going to the bathroom at the same time.
Hybrid cars are sexy. Walking six blocks to avoid paying a valet is not.
We want dessert. We want you to order dessert. What we don't want is for you to ask us if we want dessert.
If we love you, there is nothing so filthy that you can't say it in bed.
When you tell us about a business lunch you had with a woman, it's a good idea to tell us that she's fat, ugly, old, or a lesbian. Preferably all of them.
All women love to be referred to as "m'lady." As in, "Would you like another beer, m'lady?"
Sorry, but we're actually all not "a little gay."
It's always, always better to go commando than to show up in tighty-whiteys.
Unless we're blind or have no night-light in the bathroom, the whole toilet-seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you.
Sometimes the answer to the question "Is something wrong" is really no.
When women say they don't fantasize about other men, they're lying.
When we say we don't fantasize about any other women, we're lying then, too.
You say: "I'm intense." We hear: "I'm a psycho."
Men who wear sunglasses at night don't look cool, rich, or sexy. They look as if they should be holding a cane or following a dog.
Don't go running in fear or in search of the fire extinguisher every time we start crying. Sometimes tears are a good thing. Stick around for the end result.
Our favorite foreplay technique? Mental stimulation. The kind where we're mentally tickled to the point of laughter.
We love it when you try.
Please don't wear jewelry. Of any kind. Ever. Just smell good and change your underwear once in a while. You are wearing underwear, aren't you?
All women like getting paid for sex.
When we start dating you and we're "holding out," the amount of time we wait has nothing to do with virtue; we're hoping to lose ten pounds before you see us naked for the first time.
Whatever! Now you're plagerizing polls?! Lame!
You don't even know how to spell "plagiarizing", idiot!
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