Worst Pick Up Lines
Which is the worst pickup line?
I stole your wallet. Want it back?
My feet smell like doritos.
I once broke into a car and peed in it.
Can I touch your eye?
Smell my breath. Tell me I'm smelly.
I record all my farts. I'll play em for you.
My pockets are filled with slime.
My toenails are so long I can climb trees with no hands.
I hide stuff under my bed and let it grow.
I itch all over.. all the time.
I do experiments with my pets.
I once shot a bird.
My toilet is broken
Snorg. I say you look snorg snorg.
All the stuff at my place is rusted.

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