June 09 2010

Random Emails! To Read!


Wanna read some emails that come in? You can read a bunch here!

Animal stuff! Requests! Advice! Nice notes! A scary hitman threat! Oh no! And more!

ALSO if you posted comments re: my headphone thing and included links– I just saw they all got flagged bc the comments section filters URL stuff to avoid spam. Sorry bout that. Now fixed…

Hey Todd,

Long time no speak, hope all is well. Small world, a friend randomly sent me one of your vids. I sent her a link to your site to check out more of your work.

I spent some time there myself today, GREAT WORK as always.
LOVED your movie reviews, laughed my ass off, although I’m afraid to see what will happen when you get a hold of one of my projects.
At the rate they’re going I may not be able read any longer anyway but that’s another story.

Hope all is good in your world. Let me know if you plan on being out here any time soon.

Take care
Todd…I am a fan and have been from the start. I think you are brilliant! I remember when you adopted Roscoe. I am very active in promoting pet adoptions vs buying from breeders…or (god forbid) pet stores. I have an adopted Bichon who fills my life with joy. You have a huge following. Would you please do a story sometime encouraging people to adopt pets? It could help the cause. Rock On.

To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Subject: Pilots-N-Paws
Date: Fri, 4 Jun 2010 18:38:00 -0600

Hi tOdd:

It’s me, Stephanie, the pilot from Denver! I hope all is well with you and Roscoe.
I just wanted to remind all the people who visit your site about Pilots-N-Paws. PNP is a volunteer group of pilots that fly animals from high-kill areas or overwhelmed shelters to their forever homes, foster homes, or no-kill shelters. It’s springtime and that means lots of raids on puppy mills. Please, please, please let everyone know that there are amazing dogs at their local shelter and if they absolutely have to have a dog from a breeder, do your homework! Then go and get one from a shelter 🙂
These dogs live in the worst conditions, are treated so badly and discarded when they are no longer useful. I’m hoping for a special place in hell for the people who run these mills….

I included some photos of my trip today from Kansas to Utah.

Take Care,

Hey Todd –

L-Magazine just announced the ABP screening at the end of this month and they placed us on Friday, June 25th at 8pm instead of the following day, which is where I thought we’d be… is that day still okay for you to do the Q&A?


Please give a heads up.

Thank you,
Hi Todd,

My husband and I have been big fans of you and Roscoe since before you had Roscoe!

Anyway, I wanted to share a link with you because you have such a large following. I posted it on my wall, but wanted to make sure you also saw it.

It is a horrible video, but something people need to know is going on. It is up to us to protect these poor animals!



Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2010 04:11:34 -0400
Subject: balls story
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

dude ive got dozens of stories, (im 1 of thos guys with big low hangers LOL) my buds r always punchin me in the nuts. if ya get a chance, lets talk

Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2010 16:19:52 -0700
Subject: Cook-ay slots idea…
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

Hey OT, just wondering if you’ve ever considered offering your cook-ay slots game, as an idea to your local lottery corporation as a scratch and win.Could make you some good cash.



To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com
Subject: Help required
Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2010 23:48:57 +0000

Dear Todd,

The words Mon-ay, Coff-ay, Elf Up and Mep have been frequently used by myself and friends over the last 8 years I think or certainly there abouts, I wish to thank you for your hilarious videos and indeed excellent site.

My life jobwise is fairy turbulent (I think of how much I increased profits by everytime I re-write my CV) and I have found myself in a similiar situation again, although I am working but have a lot of free time on my hands after splitting with my ex, and have realy been thinking quite hard about how I would like to spend my spare time. Having two nights ago broken my ankle after drunkely falling down some stair’s I have decided that whatever it is i’m going to do sitting down!! What i have decided I would like to do is (purely for my own amusement) make some flash cartoons and hopefully make a few people chuckle on the way. I’ve been looking on the internet at software and I cant seem to find a program where I can do 2D animation and add sound etc on the one program as well as it being suitable for novices. After much searching I decided that I needed to ask the guru and person of whom gave me much amusement and the idea of messing around with some animation as a hobby. Basicly what i’m asking is take pity on a poor dumped, crippled, unemployable bum and advise me on the best possible course of action I could take to start doing this and any pointers too!

Like I said, i’ not doing this for monetary gains, i just like the idea of producing a cartoon!

If the heartfelt plea, compliments and my own self degedation is not enough to persuade you for your help, i also pledge myself to buying $25 of Todd merchandise (which to be fair i’ve always wanted a Coff-ay cup anyway….).

Thanks for reading this and I hope to hear from you soon!

Kindest of kind regards,



Loved the rant—thought you might like this gem if you missed it ….when did this happen 5 yrs ago nope 5-25-10

—that’s right LAST WEEK!!!!!!

Good Vibes
BP-owned Alaska oil pipeline shut after spill

I have to say, you are an inspiration. I am a science journalist trying to figure out where the world of explanatory science writing is going. I am not sure, but I have to say that I imagine it might look a lot like your work once it gets there. Keep going.

E r i k



This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see. You have no need of knowing who I am or where I am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it’s the situation.I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer.It’s someone I believe you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and your home location has made my job very easy but have seen that you are innocent of the accusations he leveled against you. Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides, this is the time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on you,that is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.

Now listen,I will arrange for us to see face to face,but before that, I need $15,000. I will come to your home or you determine where you wish we meet; I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard to get, it will be extended to your family.Do not set any camera to cover us or set up any tape to record our conversation, my employer is in my control now. Payment details will be provided for you to make a part payment of $10,000 first,which will serve as guarantee that you are ready to co-orperate,then i will post a copy of the video tape that contains his request for me to terminate you which will be enough evidence for you to take any legal action against him before he employs another person for the job. You will pay the balance of $5,000 once you receive the tape.

Warning; do not contact the police, make sure you dont sleep with your two eyes closed until this whole thing is sorted out,if you neglect any of these warnings, you will have yourself to blame. You do not have much time, so get back to me immediately.

Note:I will advise you keep this to yourself alone, not even a friend or a family member should know about it because it could be one of them. Here is a private mail you can reach me @xxx


oddtodd7 says:

I do reply to emails but sometimes it takes me a while. So anything I post here isn’t ignored or nuttin. Just postin..

scroticus kahn says:

so i assumed you paypaled that guy 10k? seems legit.

Captain Obvious says:

Well, nobody else has said this, so I will… an attractive woman who flys AND who obviously has a heart of gold and rescues dogs? What’s not to love about this?

I LOVE this country.

Captain Obvious Sidekick - Duh Boy says:

It’s clearly obvious that the last e-mail is fake.

Senor Moustachio says:

OMG t0dd! You should totally grow a stache or goatee or some chops so that nice hit man cant recognize you.

Anonymous says:

What you can do tOdd is dress up as a woman, get a wig and you’re set.

Captain Obvious says:

Actually the picture of the babe with the dog was Todd and Roscoe. In disguise for the witness protection program. Or Halloween.

scroticus kahn says:

that lady drops snitch dogs out of the plane. like in scarface.

the REAL weeze says:

Oh Todd, I sure do hope you dont get whacked, your site brings me such joy and fullfillment.

Sincerely yours,

the REAL weeze says:

oh, pardon me, I almost forgot…


Sexy Black Chick says:


Same old Weeze.

Anonymous says:

Post a pic Sexy Black Chick and we’ll decide.

@#$%! Scammers!! says:

Hello My Dear Friend

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I am quite aware that my message will come to you as a surprise because it is indeed very strange for someone you have not met before to contact you in this regard. I am writing to seek your partnership in the investment of my inheritance.

I am Ms Evelyn Hanson From Ivory Coast, I am an orphan and I need your honest assistance to transfer my inheritance (USD$7.500, 000.00) which my late father deposited in a security company. here befor his assasination for reason which I will let you know as soon as I hear your quick reply. I am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advise since l am a girl of 20 years.

(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.

Moreover l am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.
Hoping to hearing from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy.

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested in assist me, I wish you a happy Weekend.

Best wishes


Ms Evelyn Hanson.

Sexy Black Chick says:
Z says:

That video about cow torture was extremely disturbing.

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