Sir Eat Me Not

 Age: 304 (in turkey years) Location: Lives in the woods next to Wal*Mart
Hobbies: Scaring birds, counting his feathers, and hopping on one foot
Goals: Not to be eaten this Thanksgiving!
Lifetime Goal: To be featured on the Odd Todd web page
This turkey should win because he earned the Wal*Mart Purple Heart.
He's been hit by a parked car, ran over with a buggy, and he's even been swatted with an old lady's cane.
This turkey has been through a lot and he would like the honor of being the 2003 Odd Todd Turkey Contest Winner.